I Was Too
And sometimes I still do.
It’s why this home page currently sucks.
What doesn’t suck, what actually thrills the shit out of those who work with me is my attitude, my ability to push through roadblocks and the way I generate incredible enthusiasm amongst my peers (which is you btw).
If you’re a small business startup, or someone with an idea for something new, or just trying to unfuck your world by building something unique and great, I know how to help you. Believe me.
Yet I fight to state my services succinctly on a home page.
It often enrages me, considering I got the other 99% of the problems covered.
But don’t let this little SNAFU of mine trouble you.
I’ll wrestle this bullshit homepage into submission shortly.
Until then, I want to start talking to you a bit. Give you a peek into my world. My head.
Let you decide for yourself if I’m potentially your guy or not.
You can take it slow, ponder my words.
See if I’m bullshit or if I’m exactly the type of ass kicker you’ve been hoping to find.
Someone capable of helping you reach that next level with your project.
That’s smart. It’s exactly what I’d do too.
Shit. You don’t know me. I might suck or be lacking in some other way.
Best to test the waters.
I’ll even hand you some righteous “thank you” gifts for taking a chance on me.
So just do the thing with the thing below, like with all sites, and let’s shorten the distance between us a hair!